"So the other day, I'm walking down the street, right?"

"hold up, you can't just say the other day. This gives me no frame of reference."

"why does it matter? It was the god damn other day. All you need to know is that it happened."

"Well how am I supposed to picture it if I have no idea when it took place? I mean if this was litterally yesterday, I can picture you with the cowboy boots you wore...

To Whom It May Concern,

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look ...

there was once a great pe class. and in this class there was feirce competition on mondays,wednesdays,and thursdays. what were these competitions you ask? sports! the entire class took every sport very serious. they even faught while on the battlefield. ryan sharon is gay. a red head named huddy has a bit of a temper issue and beat the shit out of the duel sport kicker, chase carl. it was pretty intense. anyways, a kid in this class was better at every sport than any other kid....

It all started when our overrated adventurer, Jesus, woke up in aswamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculouslypleased, Jesus grabbed a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better(but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants,he realized that his beloved ROFL Waffle was missing! Immediately hecalled his former lay, Neil Patrick Harris. Jesus had known NeilPatrick Harris for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority ofwhich were...

Real life isn't something you can lie about.

Real life is stuck, solid, and never tangible. It's one of those things you never have a choice but to believe in.

I know this, but I must ask. Why is it so hard to grasp?