I, Bear Watcher and Servant of Cecil,

Solemnly swear to follow the path of the Bears,

and to do just in the Great Prairie Dogs' name.

I will honor thy cousins,

the Bears of oh great might,

and honor thy Kingdom in which they reign.

I will fight for the Alliance,

of Blacks and Whites,

of Wizards and Mortals,

of Straights and Gays,

Of Man and Bear.

I will grant sanctuary for my fellow Bear Watchers,

and guide them through troubling times.

I will spread the word of Cecil, Creator of Bears, 

and follow his teachings to the best of my ability,

for he has brought together the two greatest creations,

and they shall walk in equality forever more.

I pledge my allegiance to Cecil, the Bear Kingdom, and A Week With Bears!

♦ T h e  T a l e  o f  C e c i l ♦

Since the great beginning of time, the same story has been told again and again. It's a story that makes much more sense out of the life we live, and allows us to understand how a great being came to be. Obviously, I am talking about the powerful Prairie Dog entity known as Cecil. As the story goes, it all started just before the appearance of Earth, in a small patch of forest on a very populated planet that would later become the Sun, because Cecil created too many Cocaine Production factories. That, however, is not the point. You see, on the the planet there were two rulers. One was a squirrel named Hotchman, and the other was a bear like being named Beary Bear. The two did not get along with eachother, and started an epic battle that is much too lengthy to describe (If you want a detailed description of the battle, go to the Super Secret Page). Anyways, somehow the powers of God, Zeus, and Hotchman combined during the fight, and a supremely powerful Prairie Dog was formed. He helped Hotchman win the battle and form Chuck Norris. Afterwards, Cecil ended up killing the entire population, burning the planet, and making it his home. He never found true happiness alone on the Sun, and felt sorrow for his defeated enemy Beary Bear. He always thought that he was a beautiful creature, and thought it was a waste to have killed the only one. To ease his pain, he struck a deal with one of his fathers, God, and was able to get a place on Earth for his new project. With his space on the new planet, Cecil used his stunning powers to create the race of bear, while God created the humans, and others paid to create other creatures. Cecil's creation flourished on the planet, and he helped them create civilizations as man evolved. He was able to give them magical items, which gave them a slight advantage in life, but they worked hard nevertheless. Cecil also created many other creatures, but God did not accept them because Cecil had blessed them with magical powers. Some of them included Unicorns, Dragons, and Leprechauns. As the legend is told, Cecil created an entirely new dimension for the mystical creatures, which would take immense power. Because of this, no one knows how powerful the Prairie Dog truly is.